Burger King Costume

Do you know how hard it is to find a Burger King "King" Costume that doesn't suck?

I managed to find a few decent masks, but even the best of those seem to look distorted and wrong. And the cape/clothing? JEEZ! It's like the costume designers didn't even use a picture of the Burger King (is he the "Burger King" or the "Burger King King"?) as a reference. EPIC FAIL costume designers. Epic fail…

I think Burger King (the restaurant) should put out an officially-licensed King costume for Halloween. If it was really good, it'd probably be out of my price range (and then I could post complaining about that), but some people would buy them, and that would exponentially increase my chances of having some sort of run-in or altercation with The King himself!

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  1. unlikelymoose said,

    I haven't seen the Burger King king costume, but I can't imagine it being any worse than the Burger King king video game for XBox. I love the Burger King king commercials, but the XBox game was terrible. Really, really bad.

    July 13, 2009 @ 2:55 pm

  2. spudart said,

    Burger King costumes would be really scary.

    July 21, 2009 @ 5:32 pm

  3. sparx said,

    I know, but AWESOME at the same time!

    July 21, 2009 @ 8:13 pm

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