Chairs Should Be Banned

One of the wheels on my chair just got caught on a plastic floor cover thingy.. which caused it to flip and propel me forward.

My skull just barely missed (ok, it was probably like half a foot away) hitting the edge of my table. Luckily I just ended up needing to brush a bit of dirt off my face and t-shirt.

Even the chairs are conspiring against me now.


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  1. sparx said,

    But.. it's not a costume. And even if it was, I may be scrawny, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't fit in a baby costume.

    Sheesh spoodart!

    May 14, 2008 @ 1:37 pm

  2. sparx said,

    Popular? Half the comments are mine. Half are yours. And the other half are spudart's.

    May 14, 2008 @ 1:38 pm

  3. Faith said,

    How did the phone book thing start? Why did it become a phrase used by short people needing a boost in their chair. Why phone books?

    May 14, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

  4. sparx said,

    Because they're free, and you get a bunch of new ones every year. You either sit on the old ones or throw them away.

    Dictionaries though – if someone needs to look up a word they have to yoink it out from under your butt. I'm not sure if a warm dictionary helps when you need a definition, or if it's just REAALLLY awkward.

    May 14, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

  5. spudart said,

    phone book cushion is not a costume. It's a cushion that looks like a phone book. So you can sit on it. Not wear it. I need to start clicking on these notify buttons in the comments, cuz i never nknew you replied, because the rss feed for your comments aint' workin, SUCKA.

    May 29, 2008 @ 3:47 pm

  6. sparx said,

    But a "phone book cushion costume" IS a costume. Don't ruin my fun here.

    I'm tempted to make the notify checkbox checked by default.

    May 29, 2008 @ 3:53 pm

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