Holy Earthquakes!

Hey guys… all these earthquakes… ummm.

I think this is how it all starts. A bunch of earthquakes, some essential systems get knocked offline, chaos ensues. And then the zombies attack.

It's important that we all do our parts to take it easy and try to minimize new earthquakes to slow down this scenario. Here are some starter ideas:

  • Walk more softly
  • Don't jump, ever
  • No more rock music, only play elevator music
  • Carry tranquilizer guns to be used on construction workers
  • etc

Even if you know that you're going to be whisked away during the rapture, and won't have to face the zombie apocalypse that will mark the beginning of Armageddon, let's try to slow things down for those of us that will stay here and fight.

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  1. Cactus Joe said,

    2012 baby! Why do you think I quit my job to pursue my dreams? Do you think I want to be commuting to a shitty job when the end comes and the zombies attack. Not me baby! There is a short film here somewhere.

    March 9, 2010 @ 9:46 am

  2. unlikelymoose said,

    trouble is brewing. The earth is not happy and she's letting us know. These earthquakes are just tiny little burps. Just wait till mother earth throws up.

    March 9, 2010 @ 10:31 am

  3. spudart said,

    am i not allowed to fart anymore?

    March 10, 2010 @ 5:10 pm

  4. sparx said,

    No. Never.
    I believe at an earlier time a memo was sent to you regarding this, except at the time it was due to concerns about pollution in Chicago. Specifically the 14th floor of the Tribune Tower.

    March 11, 2010 @ 1:52 pm

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