Scott Would Know What to Do

Amidst the free pizza cutters, pill holders, stress balls, candy, and pens that make up the "Employee Benefits Fair" I encountered a realization.. my life is a mess. A stress ball can't stress-ball away stress.. just like a pizza cutter can't pizza-cut away stress. Don't even get me started on the pill holder.

So, I've come up with two solutions for making things right:

  1. Figure out a way to actually get the one thing that I've spent the last 3 years trying to hold on to.
  2. Somehow invoke Scott Bakula and allow him to live my life for one day.

Solution 1 is much more appealing (and less creepy) and it's the way I plan to go. I don't know if I'll succeed, but if I don't try.. well, it'll be another goal, another important thing that I've let slip through my fingers. Another thing that I'll regret for the rest of my life.

On the other hand, solution 2 might work out best. Scott Bakula is the only person that can take an insurmountable obstacle, and tackle it in less than an hour (commercials included.) He'd probably end up with exactly what I wanted, and sort everything else out in less than 10 minutes.

Sunspot even wrote a song about him.

Oh boy.

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