Burger King Costume

Do you know how hard it is to find a Burger King "King" Costume that doesn't suck?

I managed to find a few decent masks, but even the best of those seem to look distorted and wrong. And the cape/clothing? JEEZ! It's like the costume designers didn't even use a picture of the Burger King (is he the "Burger King" or the "Burger King King"?) as a reference. EPIC FAIL costume designers. Epic fail…

I think Burger King (the restaurant) should put out an officially-licensed King costume for Halloween. If it was really good, it'd probably be out of my price range (and then I could post complaining about that), but some people would buy them, and that would exponentially increase my chances of having some sort of run-in or altercation with The King himself!

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