I'm An Awesome Roommate!

Another reason why people should be wary of being my roommate – I'm a pain in the ass, and make no sense most of the time. This is a conversation that may have happened this morning at around 8:30.

RM: Are you done in the bathroom?
Me: Yep. Go for it.
RM: I'm gonna be really late today! 🙂
Me: Me too!
RM: … don't you work 9-6?
Me: Yeah… but I have to go to the zoo first.
RM: The zoo?
Me: Yeah
RM: Why?
Me: Because the more I talk, the later you'll be.
RM: Jerkface!

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