Chairs Should Be Banned
One of the wheels on my chair just got caught on a plastic floor cover thingy.. which caused it to flip and propel me forward.
My skull just barely missed (ok, it was probably like half a foot away) hitting the edge of my table. Luckily I just ended up needing to brush a bit of dirt off my face and t-shirt.
Even the chairs are conspiring against me now.
Tags: evil chairs
sparx said,
But.. it's not a costume. And even if it was, I may be scrawny, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't fit in a baby costume.
Sheesh spoodart!
May 14, 2008 @ 1:37 pm
sparx said,
Popular? Half the comments are mine. Half are yours. And the other half are spudart's.
May 14, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
Faith said,
How did the phone book thing start? Why did it become a phrase used by short people needing a boost in their chair. Why phone books?
May 14, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
sparx said,
Because they're free, and you get a bunch of new ones every year. You either sit on the old ones or throw them away.
Dictionaries though – if someone needs to look up a word they have to yoink it out from under your butt. I'm not sure if a warm dictionary helps when you need a definition, or if it's just REAALLLY awkward.
May 14, 2008 @ 1:58 pm
spudart said,
phone book cushion is not a costume. It's a cushion that looks like a phone book. So you can sit on it. Not wear it. I need to start clicking on these notify buttons in the comments, cuz i never nknew you replied, because the rss feed for your comments aint' workin, SUCKA.
May 29, 2008 @ 3:47 pm
sparx said,
But a "phone book cushion costume" IS a costume. Don't ruin my fun here.
I'm tempted to make the notify checkbox checked by default.
May 29, 2008 @ 3:53 pm