It Turned Out Her Bottom Half Was A Robot
Damn you xkcd! …perfect idea for a post title, but no inspirado for the actual content of the post?
Perhaps a post about cyborgs? Except when I think cyborgs, I usually think of neural enhancements, laser eyes, and robot death arms with plasma rifles. I really can't think of a way to mechanically improve on the bottom half of a female – gears and metal and circuits just make those bits WAAAY too scary.
It could be interesting though… until she ate a violin.
No.
I have no interest whatsoever in robot-bottomed girls. So little interest that I'm going to have to end this post right… here.
Do you have any robot-bottomed cyborg, violin, or driver-side bidet stories? Tell them in the comments! 🙂