Dear Yoplait

Every so often I go through a phase where I decide that since I like yogurt, I should.. I don't know.. buy some and eat it.

Lately though, I've noticed a tendency towards violence in your yogurt. It seems that I'm unable to open the lid without some of the yogurt spraying out. As you can imagine, this is embarrassing not just physically, but mentally – on several different levels. I don't remember ever having a problem with being attacked by yogurt in the past, so is this some sort of new "over pressurized yogurt" issue?

For now, I've come up with a solution – using the end of my spoon to stab through the middle of the foil lid releases the pressure and avoids all "yogurt spray" related incidents… which is good, because I really didn't want to have to switch to Dannon and deal with that "Fruit on the bottom" nonsense.

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  1. Shawn from Las Vegas said,

    No… I was commenting on the first comment about the exploding Yoplait. I hadn't seen the other comments. i usually just hand it to one of the file clerks and tell them to open it.

    August 25, 2009 @ 2:33 pm

  2. unlikelymoose said,

    file clerks! Why didn't I think of that? Problem resolved.

    August 27, 2009 @ 8:02 am

  3. spudart said,

    I think the file clerks have snakes in their desk drawers, and they use the snake fangs to open the Yoplait.

    August 27, 2009 @ 5:20 pm

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