It Turned Out Her Bottom Half Was A Robot

Damn you xkcd! …perfect idea for a post title, but no inspirado for the actual content of the post?

Perhaps a post about cyborgs? Except when I think cyborgs, I usually think of neural enhancements, laser eyes, and robot death arms with plasma rifles. I really can't think of a way to mechanically improve on the bottom half of a female – gears and metal and circuits just make those bits WAAAY too scary.

It could be interesting though… until she ate a violin.


I have no interest whatsoever in robot-bottomed girls. So little interest that I'm going to have to end this post right… here.

Do you have any robot-bottomed cyborg, violin, or driver-side bidet stories? Tell them in the comments! 🙂


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  1. spudart said,

    I honestly don't know what to say about robot butts.

    December 3, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

  2. spudart said,

    What seasoning would be good on a violin? I prefer paprika for my violin seasoning.

    December 3, 2008 @ 2:33 pm

  3. Pete or Paul said,

    Well that brings us to “her nudity was terrifying”

    December 18, 2008 @ 8:02 pm

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