Self inflicted wounds

You know what's stupid? Biting your tongue so hard in your sleep that you wake yourself up.

Do you know what's even stupider? Doing it several times in the last month.

Ow! This is not something I want to see develop into a habit.

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  1. spudart said,

    Your tongue has gotten too big. What are you eating to make your tongue so large?

    June 6, 2011 @ 5:49 pm

  2. unlikelymoose said,

    solution: milk chocolate pillows.

    Rather than biting your tongue, you can bit your pillow and enjoy it.

    June 6, 2011 @ 9:46 pm

  3. sparx said,

    I *LOVE* that idea!
    It does have some problems though… If i can't convince Sleeping Me not to bite his own tongue, how am I going to get him to bit a pillow instead? Maybe I should bit my tongue before I go to sleep, just so he can deal with the pain.

    Wouldn't a chocolate pillow melt? Would drowning in chocolate be a horrible or an awesome way to die?

    June 6, 2011 @ 9:54 pm

  4. Tom said,

    You know what's even worse? Scratching the heck out of your own face when you're sleeping! I did that once and wondered what the heck was wrong with me … scratching my own face in REM!

    June 7, 2011 @ 8:37 am

  5. sparx said,

    Freak! jk 😛

    A couple years ago I scraped my knuckles along the wall in my sleep, ended up taking off a good layer of skin. Hurt like crazy and I woke up and in that half awake state decided that my hand was probably gushing blood, and that it'd be a good idea to put it OVER my blankets so I only had to try to clean blood out of the top blanket… there was no blood, except for a little on the wall. I am stupid in my sleep.

    Probably about 6-7 years ago I had my first (and last) experience with sleep-walking. I woke up standing in absolute darkness, felt around and couldn't feel anything. I shuffled forward a little and kicked a step. I don't know what I did in my sleep, but I had woken up standing at the bottom of the basement steps. I had even closed the basement door behind me on my way down.

    June 7, 2011 @ 9:07 am

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