Welcome To The Show

This Sunday – I'd like to invite everyone to watch what will most likely be an incredibly humorous last-ditch moving effort.

Highlights include:

  • Swearing. A lot.
  • Advanced Tetris moves in an attempt to cram 5 boxes worth of stuff into a single box.
  • Moments of complete stillness as I stare at nothing and repeat things in my head, such as "Why did I wait til the last minute to do this?!"
  • Intentionally breaking things just so I don't feel bad about having to throw them away.
  • More swearing.
  • Driving vehicles that aren't mine, way too fast, in an attempt to get things moved out on time.

As exciting as this sounds, admission is completely free! A little help, or some food would be appreciated though. Tell your friends.

I filled the emptiness.. now what?


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    1. kate said,

      i want to see the show with lots and lots of swearing. will there be violence in addition to the car chase scene?

      June 11, 2008 @ 1:44 pm

    2. sparx said,

      Violence? no ways!
      I wasn't expecting to have a car chase scene.. now that I've got someone that cares about me – I kinda have to be careful with myself.

      June 11, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

    3. kate said,

      i can always creep up behind your car and give you a good scare in my truck…then we'll have us a good car chase. i'll be the crazy truck lady stalking the poor guy who's just trying to move. good movie plot, yes?

      June 11, 2008 @ 2:49 pm

    4. sparx said,

      I don't think I like that movie. Unless your truck has my bed and bookshelf in the back of it.

      June 11, 2008 @ 2:55 pm

    5. kate said,

      i could put the bed and bookshelf in the back of my truck…we can be a team…but if we're driving at high speeds and trying to outrun drug runners and cops, i hope they don't fly away. the drag just might slow me down. and i don't want to get arrested by the cops or killed by crazy druggies. and if they capture me, you can kiss your bed and your bookshelf good-bye.

      June 11, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

    6. sparx said,

      I could use help moving them Saturday. I can do it on my own.. but the mattress is a beast for one person. I've done it several times, but never up 3 flights of stairs.

      June 11, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

    7. sparx said,

      Oh.. there's also a Hwy sign that's down at the stop lights on the bypass. I'd like to steal that if we have time.

      June 11, 2008 @ 3:16 pm

    8. kate said,

      stealing signs…tisk tisk. i will not be a part of your criminal spree.

      June 11, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

    9. sparx said,

      What the.. Ms. CarChase?
      The sign was hit like 2 months ago and has just been lying in the median since then.

      June 11, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

    10. kate said,

      alrighty, as long as it's not a felony, i'll go along with it. but you're posting my bail if i get caught.

      hey, then i'll have the criminal record like my ex-boyfriend haha 😛 maybe i should get a felony and then i'd be one up on him, muhahaha!

      June 11, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

    11. sparx said,

      Cripes. What have I started?

      June 11, 2008 @ 3:42 pm

    12. kate said,

      yep, you've corrupted me. 😛 actually a lot of the friends i know have corrupted me. i never used to be this way. but it's fun. much more fun.

      June 11, 2008 @ 3:44 pm

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